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Melody Clark
01 April 2005 @ 07:21 pm
I figured out an answer to all crime in Las Vegas, NV  
Watching the various CSI Marathons the last month, the key to the elimination of all crime in Clark County Nevada seems quite clear -- close down the Tangiers. I mean, every murder that has ever been committed in the entire time CSI has been on the air has been at the Tangiers. I mean, jesus, people, get a clue! Your problem is that frickin' hotel. It must be a veritable nest of criminal activity. Just shut it down and voila, no murders in Clark County.

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Melody Clark
01 April 2005 @ 07:35 pm
The Cure  
I'm working on my next fleet of fan novels - the Cure (the Fugitive movie) is up now. The sequel to something else is next. And then a still-unnamed nebulous "end times" Smallville whatsits, battle of the titan-gods as overarching metaphor for Lex's soul thing that I haven't a name for yet.

And no updates to the pro stuff.

Ghost Convention will be promo'd on Art Bell tonight.