Yet again, I must speak out regarding this ongoing, egregious war against a most sacred event that is celebrated every year, of course, on December 25th.

I write, of course, of my birthday. It is also the birthday of my friends Annie and Lynn. Prior to last year, we held our collective pens, but we can no longer remain silent. I'm sorry, but these silly right-wing Christians who insist upon foisting their ludicrous holiday on me even to the point of demanding I have a "Merry Christmas", when they SHOULD be wishing me a Happy Birthday, are beyond my ability to tolerate. It's ALL about *them*. It's this mad mindset of religious correctness where they must be inclusive of ALL people instead of solely recognizing the day that is important to me. Honestly!

I'm sure you share my outrage. Fight back against this politically correct tyranny of making ALL people resist their own personal meaningful holidays and embracing this New World Order mass religion called "Christmas" instead of wishing me a Happy Birthday. Please sign our petition below. You know you'll feel better when you do.

http://www.petitiononline.com/melwar/petition.html