Drive to Russia anyone?

As much as I'd love to be able to just hop in the car and drive to Europe (even via Siberia), I fear we'll also have to suffer the spectacle of Lou Dobbs' head exploding. One source is denying it. The other says it's true. I guess it's 50/50 whether we'll see Dobbs do a Michael Ironside on us.

I should add for our friends who are lucky enough to live in countries without many right-wing ideologue "pundits", Lou Dobbs is a once-somewhat-sane moderate commentator who appears to have a deep-seated terror of immigrants. Since he's married to a Hispanic woman, I'm wondering if it's an in-law problem. (Thanks to the great Mr. Olbermann for that last bit of info)