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Melody Clark
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10 April 2008 @ 12:08 pm
Bits and pizzas  
I knew it was just a matter of time. I knew it. I prepared myself ... I said, "Mel, don't let it shock you. You know it's bound to happen."

DEAR GOD ((BREATHY GASP)) --
somebody wrote Adams/Jefferson slash

I haven't felt this squicked since I stumbled over the Paul McCartney mpreg and we all know what fresh hell that was. Now I'm not for a moment saying it shouldn't be written ... everyone has the right to write what they like. I'm just saying that, well, my brain imploded at the sight. It is most definitely my problem but well, it is my problem.

The H/W novel is still being beta'd. My beta (who is excellent and dear and profoundly patient with me) is having a real life situation so it'll be a couple of more days. I'll be putting up a download link to it when it's ready. This link will only be left up for two weeks before it's moved since I have to watch out for the trolls.

Is it me or is veggie thin crust pizza just noxious? I think I'd rather eat rice cakes ... and that's only a little better than gnawing on styrofoam.
 
 
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khylara: belzer1[info]khylara on April 10th, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC)
Personally - I think any kind of healthy pizza is pretty disgusting. Some things just shouldn't BE healthy, you know?

As for the A/J slash - I'm really not suprised.

Can't wait to read your House & Sentinel novels! I'm assuming they'll both be at MW?
Melody Clark: fmintense[info]melodyclark on April 11th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
Yup, looks like both will be at Media.

Amen about the healthy pizza -- there's just something inherently wrong about healthy pizza. It offends my sensibilities. lol
Fawn[info]adaveen on April 10th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
That's just wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG....
but I won't give up the interwebz until I find Marx Brothers slash. THAT'S when I'm taking a sledgehammer to the box and getting a real life.
Melody Clark: monks bashing[info]melodyclark on April 11th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
Oh, don't even say something like that!

Now I gotta get out the brain draino. Yikes!
merricat[info]merricatk on April 11th, 2008 12:06 am (UTC)
I'm so glad Pat didn't live to see Adams/Jefferson slash. Really. I wouldn't want to live in the same house with her after that, because it's hard to live with an infuriated person with a broken brain.

So, it that how Paul died? In childbirth? *g*

And while the only things I really like on a pizza are red bell peppers and mushrooms, I don't understand thin crusts. I'd rather just eat mushrooms on crackers. (Yuck!)
Melody Clark: wg[info]melodyclark on April 11th, 2008 10:30 am (UTC)
It definitely is hard to live in the same house with an infuriated person who has a broken brain ... just ask my husband. lol

Yes, in fact, he did die in childbirth. A little known Beatles fact is that John actually says -- on the back-masked record bit -- "I married Paul." Had to make an honest Macca out of him and all that. :)

The thin crust is the worst part of it. Ick!

Edited at 2008-04-11 10:31 am (UTC)
Hobsonphile: LOL[info]hobsonphile on April 11th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
Ahem. Yes, I think I know which story you mean, and no, I don't personally approve, even though I'm somewhat resigned to its inevitability. :\
Melody Clark: adams action hero[info]melodyclark on April 11th, 2008 10:32 am (UTC)
I write stuff that offends people, too, but the little nine year old hero-worshiper in me sobbed, "Not Mr Adams!" I mean, I've stood in his house, I've been to Peacefield, I've touched his crypt. It's just ... no.
[info]dropthetowel on April 12th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)
somebody wrote Adams/Jefferson slash

I read this yesterday and thought, damn another show I don't watch, oh well out of the loop again. It hit me standing in line at the credit union today. Yes I am an Idiot.
Melody Clark: adams action hero[info]melodyclark on April 12th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC)
Don't feel badly, the only fiction TV shows I regularly watch are "House", "Criminal Minds" and now "John Adams" but even it's just a mini-series that will end next Sunday.
camera in hand: Girlfarb[info]driftingfocus on April 13th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
I saw that story. Some things just *should not* be written. Truly.

By the way, I checked out your journal after you commented on my icon post, and you seem pretty neat. Any interest in being LJ friends?
Melody Clark: adams action hero[info]melodyclark on April 14th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
Hi -- sure, I've just friended you, too.

Your graphics are great.
camera in hand[info]driftingfocus on April 14th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
Thanks! I've added you as well. Now that you're added, feel free to re-check-over my journal, since you can now see it all.